Philososaur, will only hire you if.. 1.) You tattoo your entire face. (This shows sincere dedication!) 2.) Have a history of schizophrenia; and are willing to not take your meds, cuz we wanna see you trip balls, and talk to shadow people at the office. (We embrace creativity!) -Just don't jump off the balcony please!! ;) 3.) You can't drive a motor vehi…
