Hiring Requirements @ #pHilososaur!

Philososaur, will only hire you if.. 1.) You tattoo your entire face. (This shows sincere dedication!) 2.) Have a history of schizophrenia; and are willing to not take your meds, cuz we wanna see you trip balls, and talk to shadow people at the office. (We embrace creativity!) -Just don't jump off the balcony please!! ;) 3.) You can't drive a motor vehicle to work, bc it's bad for the environment, and nobody wants fat employees. -Healthiness is next to Godliness! ;) 4.) Must be willing to humble yourself, by including Justin Beiber fans in your daily Re-Tweets. 5.) Last of all... You can't have a high school diploma, I want people who can teach themselves, and don't need a teacher. (No drones please!)

~Danny B. @pHilososaur!

I want a Team like this! ..But a lil' different, "a Twitter Wolf-Pack, and a cyborg monkey!" :P

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