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Where the Blind Lead the Blind (And Neither Speak English)

I had to update this one, because right before my gf of six years broke up with me, as a joke, I applied for a visa to a different country, but I was approved instantly, so I took it as a sign to leave.

One of the many ironies is when I was on the phone with my bank while overseas, my signal isn’t the best, so the tables got turned, and I was the one th…