Once Anon a Time in Bohemian Grove
Once upon a time, there was a married couple who went on a bike trip in the woods.
The husband told the wife to stay in the tent with him at night because there are wolves in the forest who come out when it's dark to hunt for food.
She didn't listen to him because she was curious and left the tent to draw some water from the nearby lake.
The wolves then attacked and devoured her.
As she screamed, he didn't even bother to rescue her.
This wasn't the husband's first encounter with the wolves; in fact, he had been married over 100 times before. It was a repeated cycle for him because all his wives ended up falling prey to the wolves.
Almost like he was a host or a groomer for them.
His first wife, he got aggressive with when she didn't listen to him.
When he tried to dive in and rescue her, he nearly died himself. He was never the same after the first one.
The locals said he was a crazy man, and even his closest friends and family stopped speaking with him.
He lived in the woods with the wolves in exile for a long time as an outsider.
He learned the ways of the wolf and ate every tourist who came his way. In fact, the wolves didn't even want him around anymore because they said he was disrupting the food supply.
They agreed he should settle down, so he tried.
The wolves got news that he found redemption in a foreign land, and when they heard of his happiness, they sent human spies to entice her.
The second wife, he vowed never to lose his cool again, but when you truly love someone, it's only natural to protect the person you love at all costs, even if that means yelling at them to stay out of the forest.
They drugged her and her sister, justifying the deed by his minor offenses.
Ezekiel 23
Years and years went by, and the wolves eventually showed up to his off-grid house because the words he was speaking were said to have caused a major forest fire.
The wolves had no choice but to reveal themselves and enter into the light publicly.
Little did they know, when they came to his door to point their tiny little pinky fingers at him, a flicker of blue lights illuminated the tree near his house, and a thousand arrows of light pointed down from the sky and consumed them forever, leaving his house the only one still standing.
