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"Escape Dog: The Ballad of Belle & Hobo Hogan" is hereâand itâs the most chaotic dog story youâll ever read!
đ WHATâS IT ABOUT?
Belle isnât just a bad dogâsheâs a legend. After breaking out of the Barkwood Asylum for Canine Anarchists (framed for crimes she definitely committed), this four-legged fugitive goes on the run, battling sinister nurses, leaping off rooftops, and embracing her destiny as the worldâs most chaotic escape artist. Her only goal? Get back to her equally disgraced master, Hobo Hogan, a washed-up wrestler living in a duct-taped trailer behind BalMart.
Think John Wick meets Air Bud⌠if both were directed by a raccoon on energy drinks.
đĽ WHY YOUâLL LOVE IT:
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Over-the-top action â Belle fights nurses, eats evidence, and defies gravity.
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Absurd humor â From Hobo Hoganâs life choices to Wall Cartâs questionable hygiene standards.
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Underdog energy â Literally.
đ SNEAK PEEK:
Belleâs âbeast modeâ transformation (spoiler: it involves glowing eyes and excessive drool).
The worldâs worst asylum staff (their weakness? Squeaky toys).
Hobo Hoganâs âtraining montageâ (i.e., napping in a lawn chair).






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"Crafting Your Literary Path: Insights and Strategies for Self-Publishing Success"
A colleague of mine recently requested help with getting a book into Barnes and Noble. I don't usually give out my secrets, but I've moved on from publishing, so I'm ready to share. Here is word for word what I told my colleague.
From Childhood Dreams to Harvard's Bookshelves:
When I was 9, I used to look at myself in the mirror and envision going to Harvard. My mother didn't care much about my education; she believed I was ill and thought I would only end up in trade school. Well, my books are now being sold at Harvard, so there's that.